Microsoft has a Chicken Crimpy Xbox Series S, because of course it does Leave a Comment / By Alex Kidman / April 5, 2023 I… I have no words. OK, I lied, I do have words. This is either genius or insanity. I can’t quite decide which. I hope this thing doesn’t smell or taste of Chicken Crimpy biscuits. Of course, there’s a competition run through the Shapes Instagram account to win one of these (if you must) I think I need to go have a lie down now. Images: Microsoft. Or Arnotts. Or both. My head hurts.